Sarah Gilligan
Dad loved really bad jokes and....well....dad jokes. Often it was hard with him to tell the difference. So here are a few I'd been saving for him:
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."
“Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.”
"According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in."
I miss you, Dad.
Love,
Sarah